I read a disturbing fact recently. According to a study reported on the BBC website beards and mustaches account for as many as 162,719 lost pints of Guinness a year. But take heart, and think of this fact as just another reason to get an extra pint next time you go to the pub to make up for any you might have lost along the way.
I have hired a new beard manager. He's not Greek. And he doesn't have a sweet beard. He is an insect though. He helps me be intense all while living in my room.