01/12

I've had very limited connection up here in Ogunquit. Stealing a wireless connection is tough when they shut off their router when they aren't online. Anyways, I found the Double Dare flag and am making my way to the halfway point. FIGHT! Since I'm feeling down on my beard, I'm letting Microsoft Paint work its magic. A cellphone camera was the only convenient technology to use tonight. I promise I will not let everyone down with tomorrow's wrath.

40 year beard-off prediction

Here is what it would look like if we decided to make this battle a life-long journey. I'm on the right.

01/11

After seeing MH's Greek beard manager, I felt the urge to get really drunk in Maine. Then I forgot to take a picture because I was so down on my beard. I really feel like I'm down for the count. Here is a morning photo. Take 13 hours off, six chick drinks and you have my 01/11 photo. Enjoy my morning puffiness.