01/04

My face is starting to bare weight. I could smooth a finger nail like a fine emery board. While I am jealous of MH's Grizzly Adams' exercises (where can I buy it and how much??), I am choosing to stick to letting the cold temperatures destroy my face. It is only day four and I feel as though by day eight we can all celebrate 'officially a beard day'.

Day 4 - The way of the Grizzly

Day 4 and my methods are bearing fruit. In addition to the steady diet of whisky and dog urine and the gasoline facial every morning, I've been listening to my Grizzly Adams CD every night while I sleep.

I think when all this petty competition is over I'm going to move out to the mountains, befriend a Grizzly Bear and live out my days having weekly adventures with my animal friend.

But for now I'm all business.

My Motivation part no. 6