Throw Down Stubble

Mike Stubble cannot play with the big dogs. I'm risking my marriage and my sons love on this bout. I cannot lose. I cannot lose! My face yearns to be covered in bushy, tangled, fiery red hair. It knows no other way to exist. It will not stand for the cool breeze, nor the bright red sun for very long. 

So bring you best game Stubble. I'm callin you out. Feelin' nervous yet, MC? You should be!