My Motivation part no. 6

01/07

We are soooooo close to beard territory. It feels good to come this far in 7 days. I know that once I'm over the 10 day or so hump, things will progress even better than they have. I have enough faith that the Greekness in me will prevail.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

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01/06

I can feel it. I actually felt my beard grow today. No one believed me though. I say by Wednesday we can call this baby a beard.

Rocky IV

Day 6

I took a page out of Mike's book and went trouncing around in the cold. Actually it wasn't that cold, but I was running through the snow like Stallone in Rocky IV, and we all know how that ended.

Beards can achieve great things.

Leaders, poets and prophets understand the power of the beard.

Beardspiration

Clarification

Just a clarification. The question posed in the right hand column is not the official Beard Off vote but more of a poll. The official vote will begin close to the last day of the contest. We will be posing other questions as well over the duration of the contest so please keep participating.

Day 5

Things to do today:

1. Install car seat
   
2. Throw Christmas Tree off the balcony
   
3. Grow beard

Check, check and check.

01/05

Call me Zed, Lord of the Panda Bears. My beard is solorized. Excuse me while I go hang out with some lightening.

01/04

My face is starting to bare weight. I could smooth a finger nail like a fine emery board. While I am jealous of MH's Grizzly Adams' exercises (where can I buy it and how much??), I am choosing to stick to letting the cold temperatures destroy my face. It is only day four and I feel as though by day eight we can all celebrate 'officially a beard day'.

Day 4 - The way of the Grizzly

Day 4 and my methods are bearing fruit. In addition to the steady diet of whisky and dog urine and the gasoline facial every morning, I've been listening to my Grizzly Adams CD every night while I sleep.

I think when all this petty competition is over I'm going to move out to the mountains, befriend a Grizzly Bear and live out my days having weekly adventures with my animal friend.

But for now I'm all business.

My Motivation part no. 6