01/05

Call me Zed, Lord of the Panda Bears. My beard is solorized. Excuse me while I go hang out with some lightening.

01/04

My face is starting to bare weight. I could smooth a finger nail like a fine emery board. While I am jealous of MH's Grizzly Adams' exercises (where can I buy it and how much??), I am choosing to stick to letting the cold temperatures destroy my face. It is only day four and I feel as though by day eight we can all celebrate 'officially a beard day'.

Day 4 - The way of the Grizzly

Day 4 and my methods are bearing fruit. In addition to the steady diet of whisky and dog urine and the gasoline facial every morning, I've been listening to my Grizzly Adams CD every night while I sleep.

I think when all this petty competition is over I'm going to move out to the mountains, befriend a Grizzly Bear and live out my days having weekly adventures with my animal friend.

But for now I'm all business.

My Motivation part no. 6

01/03

I'm not gonna' lie...MH's new photo has me a little bit scared. He's come a long way in two days. I feel like I've hit the 3-day wall (as far as beards are concerned). Hopefully tomorrow will bring some new hairs.

Day 3

January 3rd and I feel like we are coming along nicely. We had to find our motivation but I feel we are now ready to burst out into full scruffy goodness. My face is lonely no more. These next few days are crucial if we are to lay the ground work for our eventual victory.

My Motivation part no. 5

Don't count you chickens.

First of all this is a marathon not a sprint. And while our viewers might not be able to tell due to the lack of hair on Stubbles head, his hair is much darker than mine, hence more likely to show up in the early stages. 

By the way, dog urine is a tonic proven to put hair on your chin.

Update

I feel like my beardersizing is really paying off. Just look at the pictures. While MH is missing an eye and drinking a glass of dog urine, my beard continues to grow.

It's a Beard Frenzy

If you hadn't noticed the other night the late night shows came back on. An guess who has joined the beard frenzy, Dave Letterman and Conan O'Brien. Thanks for the support guys.

Texas Beard Off

Beard Contest in Shamrock Texas.

Shaken not stirred.

"I was born in the back seat of a Taxi Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted 'Time Square and step on it!'" - Tom Waits

Tom I'll see you in Burma Shave.

01/02

As you all can see, the shadow is in full effect. I did some beard exercising today at work and feel like it is really paying off. At this rate, it will officially be a beard in about a week. I hope everyone is enjoying the approaching storm that is my face.

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