Day 3

January 3rd and I feel like we are coming along nicely. We had to find our motivation but I feel we are now ready to burst out into full scruffy goodness. My face is lonely no more. These next few days are crucial if we are to lay the ground work for our eventual victory.

My Motivation part no. 5

Don't count you chickens.

First of all this is a marathon not a sprint. And while our viewers might not be able to tell due to the lack of hair on Stubbles head, his hair is much darker than mine, hence more likely to show up in the early stages. 

By the way, dog urine is a tonic proven to put hair on your chin.

Update

I feel like my beardersizing is really paying off. Just look at the pictures. While MH is missing an eye and drinking a glass of dog urine, my beard continues to grow.

It's a Beard Frenzy

If you hadn't noticed the other night the late night shows came back on. An guess who has joined the beard frenzy, Dave Letterman and Conan O'Brien. Thanks for the support guys.

Texas Beard Off

Beard Contest in Shamrock Texas.

Shaken not stirred.

"I was born in the back seat of a Taxi Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted 'Time Square and step on it!'" - Tom Waits

Tom I'll see you in Burma Shave.

01/02

As you all can see, the shadow is in full effect. I did some beard exercising today at work and feel like it is really paying off. At this rate, it will officially be a beard in about a week. I hope everyone is enjoying the approaching storm that is my face.

Bugs

There have been some reports of the page displaying funky in older versions of IE. I am looking into the issue, but for now my advice is to try a different browser if you have one loaded.

Day 1

I feel naked. I feel like Sampson. My face is angry. I look forward to tomorrow morning when I can wake up with some stubble.

However disheartening the first day may be I am confident in my ability to rebound with a full and fiery beard. 

Stubble I'm coming for you. I await your answer.

01/01

I'm not scared. I've been here before. I can already feel my hair growing out from my face. It's just a matter of time before a five o'clock shadow because a hairy bush of doom. I stood outside for six hours straight forcing my naked skin to endure the cool air. I look forward to looking even more intense tomorrow.

My Motivation part no. 4

What if I told you this guy was my brother? Would growing a beard be worth it anymore?
I didn't need to say my goodbyes to my face hair because I am down for the cause. I am more dedicated to my beard then ever before.

Mr. Hindew may hang out with babies but how can you mess with someone who hangs out with ox?

Moment of Truth

Here we are. A few minute before launch time. Emmet is getting his last pulls before the beard comes off. I promise him it'll be back bigger and stronger very soon. It's a sacrifice but our family honor is at stake.

I've yet to hear from Mike Stubble. I assume he is going through his own ceremonious goodbyes